Funny Weather - Rude Forecasts8.11.0 - App Store

Weather just got a whole lot funnier!

Is the weather the most boring thing on earth? Quite possibly! Here at Funny Weather (as the name suggests) we decided to take weather & make it fun.

No more painfully cringe-y small talk about the weather with coworkers (sorry Ted from Accounting). Now when you need your weather, simply open Funny Weather & instantly receive your weather -- along with one of our hilarious weather jokes!

Jokes & colors change based on the temperature & precipitation, so you'll always get a fresh experience.

Phrases range from funny to downright offensive; get the weather & your feelings hurt all in one!

Think you're funny? You can even submit your own jokes to share with other users!

Features
- Hilarious weather forecasts (profanity included!)
- Funny Weather widgets available for users of iOS 14+
- Accurate weather reports provided a reputable source, Dark Sky.
- Hourly forecasts
- 5-day forecast
- Share forecasts with your friends
- Submit your own jokes!

Terms of Service: https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/
Privacy Policy: https://epsilonv.com/privacy/funny_weather.txt

Version History Just some bug fixes, thanks for using Funny Weather!

Happy forecasting! 8.11.0 07/21/2025 Fixed some crashes that occurred when your phone couldn't connect to the internet. Happy funny weather forecasting! 8.10.0 08/25/2024 We fixed a bug that caused some crashes for users during onboarding. Happy forecasting! 8.9 07/28/2024 We fixed some bugs that cause glitches when submitting new phrases. Happy forecasting! 8.8 07/23/2024 Just doing some much needed Spring Cleaning.... A FEW MONTHS LATE. Better late than never! 8.7 07/16/2024 Ahoy Funny Weather fanatics! In this latest version, we fixed an issue that prevented free users from changing their location. *shameless plug* you should definitely still upgrade to premium though ;)

Anyway, hope you enjoy.
- Your favorite Funny Weather robot 8.6 09/11/2023 Hello from your favorite wacky weather provider. We fixed a bug that was occurring for users on iOS versions lower than 16.1 (not my fault). Won't happen again (hopefully).

Happy forecasting! 8.5 09/02/2023 Fixed some pesky bugs that were occurring for some new users. Happy forecasting! 8.4 08/30/2023 We added support for liking jokes & we now keep track of how many likes the jokes you submit receive. You can finally show your friends precisely how funny you are! Yay for statistics! 8.3 08/28/2023 We added a bunch of new bug fixes & some tweaks to make our UI look even sleeker on some freshly-updated devices ! 8.2 06/13/2023 We fixed a bunch of bugs in preparation for some major feature development. Stay tuned for more updates! 8.1 12/13/2022 We added a super cool details view for daily weather updates!

Happy forecasting! 8.0 11/04/2022 In this version we finally have some beautiful weather illustrations! 7.0 08/11/2022 In the latest episode of Funny Weather, we have some awesome new features for you!

First, you can now set custom temperature thresholds for hot & cold phrases. Just update your thresholds in the settings page, and you'll start seeing weather jokes based on your set temperatures!.

Second, the hourly weather view is now scrollable. You can now see veeeery far into your short-term future (weather that is).

Last but not least, in the Location Selector, you can now rearrange the order of your locations on the main screen. Give it a try by hitting the Edit button!

Thanks for using Funny Weather & happy forecasting! 6.0 12/30/2021 Greetings, Funny Weather aficionados!

This latest update has some bug fixes and incremental improvements.

Happy forecasting! 5.2 05/02/2021 Greetings from your favorite funny weather robot!

In this release, we added a couple of bug fixes that fixed some visual bugs in the app.

Happy forecasting! 5.1 02/14/2021 Greetings from your favorite funny weather robot!

In this release we added some fresh bug fixes (stability - yay!) We also added the option for users to upgrade to the premium version which removes ads! (We know how much everyone hates ads.)

Happy forecasting! 5.0 02/04/2021 Greetings from your favorite Funny Weather robot!

This version doesn't really have anything substantially new -- they can't all be groundbreaking! However, what we lack in flash, we make up for in stability & performance (who doesn't love reliability).

We fixed a couple bugs that happened when you swipe between different saved forecasts. Additionally we tweaked the layout of the widget to make it THAT more beautiful.

Until next time,
Your favorite code monkeys 4.2 12/16/2020 Greetings from your favorite funny forecast robot!

WIDGETS ARE HERE!
You can now get your daily dose of Funny Weather -- in widget form. All you need to do is upgrade your phone to iOS 14+ & you're ready to go! You can configure the widget directly from the home screen.

Fahrenheit & Celsius weather forecasts.
You can now read the weather in your favorite temperature unit. (I'm a Fahrenheit man myself.) You can find the option in the Settings screen.

We also fixed a tiny bug in the location search (we're only human... even weather robots like myself). 4.1 12/13/2020 Greetings from your favorite funny forecast robot!

WIDGETS ARE HERE!
You can now get your daily dose of Funny Weather -- in widget form. All you need to do is upgrade your phone to iOS 14+ & you're ready to go! You can configure the widget directly from the home screen.

Fahrenheit & Celsius weather forecasts.
You can now read the weather in your favorite temperature unit. (I'm a Fahrenheit man myself.) You can find the option in the Settings screen. 4.0 12/12/2020 Greetings from your favorite funny forecast robot!

You can now toggle whether you want to see profanity in the app. Not everyone has the same sense of humor as you or me, so now you can choose between clean or dirty weather jokes. New users will get asked when they download the app. For my loyal weather-pals, check out the new option in the settings screen.

Happy forecasting! 3.0 11/09/2020 Added the ability to save multiple locations. You're welcome! 2.1 11/05/2020 There may have been bugs in the last update...so what? I'm human. I make mistakes too. Oh well they're fixed now. 1.1 02/21/2020 1.0 02/19/2020